So, since we got married a month ago, my true hair color (aka blond) has been showing through quite a bit. I've had way too many moments of my brain working slower than my mouth, including gems like these:
"Wait, can you burn water?"
Tyson: "Yeah, here in Utah when they have you swear on the the Bible in court, they make you swear on the Book of Mormon too."
Me: "Really??"
Tyson: "Yep, there's a bear farm down there."
Me: "What?? Really??"
Most of the time, my mouth is saying these lovely things while my brain is going "Oh Tara, stop it!! Stop talking!!" Clearly I have a problem here. :]
2 years ago
4 comments:
Outstanding. Tyson is definitely someone I need to get to know better. We will have a blast messing with your brain.
For example, consider when I first met Brandon (Heaton)'s wife, who was his girlfriend at the time. We spontaneously worked together to convince her that I have no, uh, place for unused food to exit my body. We told her I was born without one and that instead it all comes out my mouth. In a very serious face I explained to her how truly gross it is for me, and how I have to be very vigilant about brushing my teeth and monitoring my breath so I don't offend people. :)
Tara,
Sorry...but you married a Rollins boy. They are all about teasing and making you believe anyhing they say. They are a disease...Something you catch and can't get rid of, but don't you love 'em?
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